Chain Letter Search

[Lilium]

Now, usually, I am totally opposed to Chain Letters. They usually have no use at all. Well, I found a use. ^^

Find the stupidest, most ridiculous chain letters and post them here. Then request what kind of chain letter you want to see next. Kinda like google it.

The chain letters can't be just 'repost this in 30 seconds or you'll die', although something along those lines must be included somewhere in the post. The rest must be the type of story that the previous person requested.

I'll post a request, and then my answer.

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I want a chain letter about a question where if you push a certain button the answer appears on your screen.

[Lilium]

An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog
food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register
to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old
ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot
of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So the old lady went
home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around. But the
Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and
brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the
old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went
up to the sales lady and said, "Put your hand inside here". The Saleslady
shook her head. "NO", she said, "there is probably something in there
that will bite me!". "I promise you that there is nothing in here that
will bite you.", the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside
the container and screamed.
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To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least
10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK,
hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

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Now I want a chain letter that involves "death if you don't repost this".