Zuri, Abby, Strips ~ Private

[zash]

Zuri caught the beer by letting it hit him in the chest and grabbing it. He was to drunk to actually catch it. He popped the lid and said, "Yup, sure have. And it was damn tasty too." Zuri's mouth began to salvate. "I can remember it. The smell of it roasting over a fire and the sound of the blood and such sizzling over the fire. And the texture as I bit into it. Ooohh, yeah it as good." Zuri took a drink. "It was the best damn rabbit I've ever had." Zuri laughed a bit. It probably wasn't what Strips meant but he wasn't specific so yeah. "Have you guys ever puked while flying?" Zuri didn't take a drink. He hasn't puked while flying so far.

[petdr89]

Strips rolled his eyes. "I said raw, you dingbat. And I said person; a rabbit isn't a person." He had to think about Zuri's question, but he really didn't recall ever having puked while flying, so he didn't drink.

Abby sighed, not taking a drink. She was starting to realize what a boring life she had led. "Alright, have you ever had sex, or whacked off, while flying?" She didn't take a drink; the only reason she had asked was out of curiosity.

Strips nearly fell over laughing, taking a drink.

[zash]

Zuri just started laughin. "Alright, damn man. You're like a man whore. I can't even picture doing that while flying. It'd be insane. How could you even try to do that. It'd be a messed up thing of humping and trying to remember to flap your wings. It'd be insane." Zuri continued to laugh while he tried to picture someone doing that. Sure the whacking off while flying ain't to bad but sex, geesh. "And please tell me you weren't actually having sex though. I would have to say I'd doubt that, even from you."

[petdr89]

Strips continued laughing until he actually did fall out of his chair. He rolled back and forth on the ground before getting up again. "Ah, it was awesome, man. It wasn't even my idea. My first girlfriend and I were just out flying together, when she somehow managed to get under me. She told me to just keep flyin' and hold on to her while she, well, you know." He had a great big, stupid smile on his face as he pictured it. "I think a couple of times I did forget to keep flyin', but it was absolutely amazing. But anyway, have you ever physically injured yourself intentionally?" Strips took a drink, recalling the numerous times he had. Why do you think he doesn't have any spikes down his back?

Abby swished her tail, thinking. She couldn't remember a time she had, so she didn't take a drink.

[zash]

Zuri took a drink. He didn't have anything like Strips really. In fact just the other day would be an example. "Practically everyone has. It may of been just a punch in the leg or bashing their head into the ground. I guess it depends on what you mean by it." Zuri sat back and thought for a minute for another question. It was getting late and everyone was getting tanked so it was getting harder to really think of something to ask. (oops, just sneezed and farted) Of course there were stupid easy questions but those are relatively boring. "Have you ever died your hair a funky color before. And I'm not talking like blonde, black, or red. I'm talking like purple, pink, light blue, all that stuff." Zuri took a drink to this one.

[petdr89]

Strips raised an eyebrow, and he didn't take a drink.

Abby smiled, taking a drink. "Well, I used to have natural purple hair, but I've dyed it green before. Of course, it was for Halloween and we used that stuff that washes out, but it counts." She paused, "let's see. Have you ever pictured Strips naked?" She had really only asked this to be evil, taking a drink anyway.

Strips glared, "I don't have to picture myself naked; I already know what I look like".

[zash]

Zuri took a drink. "I just did with the whole air sex thing. It came with the image package. Becuase, trust, me. I wouldn't purposefully picture his package." Zuri cringed and shivered at the thought of it. "Uhm, yeah. I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit." The alcohol was affecting Zuri. Zuri laid back and waited for the next question.

[petdr89]

Strips stuck his tongue out. "Oh, you know you would like it." He still wasn't acting all that drunk, aside from falling over a little while ago. He felt like someone heavy was sitting on his head, and his vision was blackening out from time to time, but he wasn't acting all that differently. "Have you ever pictured yourself having sex with Abby?" He asked to get back at her, taking a drink.

Abby glared at Strips. She didn't even feel drunk. Her life was pretty boring, so she didn't get the chance to drink to too many questions, and she had probably only had maybe four glasses; not enough to get her really drunk, just enough to get her tipsy.

[zash]

Zuri took a drink. "Hmmm, how about, have you guys ever fallen a really far distance? Like flying and falling out of the sky from fairly hight up. Or just falling really far from somewhere, like Darigan, or Faerie Land." Zuri took a drink. Still laying down.

[petdr89]

Strips nodded, taking a drink. "I was shot down, actually. And now that I think about it, you pushed me out of a helicopter once, though I don't think you could call that a really long distance."

Abby took a drink as well. "I fell off of Faerie Land when I was little, and I've dropped out of the sky before just to see what would happen, after I had already been turned into an immortal." She tried to think of another question but she couldn't. "I think I'm question-exhausted. And all of this is starting to give me a headache, I think I'm gunna go to bed now."

[zash]

Zuri popped and glomped Abby before she could get away. And hugged her and squeezed her and said. "No, you can't go. I still have one last question to ask you guys. Its a good one I swear. Please stay?" Zuri gave a whimper and a pathetic look so that Abby would stay.

[petdr89]

Abby gave Zuri a funny look, but eventually started laughing. "Alright, alright, I'll stay, but it had better be a good one."

[zash]

"Don't worry it is." It wasn't that good but it'd probably get everyone drunk with what he had in mind. He sat back down on the floor and grabbed his old glass. "Alright first everyone must fill up their glasses with the wine stuff." Zuri filled up his and he prepared for the question while everyone else did. "Ok, if you have done this you have to chug the entire glass. Have you ever kissed Strips? And Strips, your drinking cuz I know you have before, or even licked youself, er Strips." Zuri then waited for everyone. He of course has never kissed Strips before so he didn't drink.

[petdr89]

Abby was giggling insanely while filling her glass. She had kissed Strips before, so she chugged her entire glass, feeling incredibly woozy afterward.

"Uh, okay then." Strips didn't get it; why would Zuri ask that since he wouldn't be able to drink to it? But he filled his glass anyway, and chugged it, trying to ignore the burning sensation in his throat.

[zash]

Zuri waited for them to all drink. He looked up, looked around and stared at Strips. Then he attacked. As soon as Strips was done drinking and the burning was over Zuri tackled Strips and gave him a big wet one. He went for the mouth but slightly missed. He then sat back down on the floor. "Man that was nasty. I need to wash that sucker down." Zuri then chuggedd his drink. It burned a little but he was drunk enough now not to feel it to bad. He then started laughing and said, "Told you that was a good one."