Zuri, Abby, Strips ~ Private

[petdr89]

"Jesus fuckin' christ, man!" Strips looked like he was about ready to start seizuring. He leaned forward and wiped his mouth on his pants, salivating and licking his pants. This took about ten minutes, and his tongue was now covered in sweatpants fuzz. "Eh, that was nasty! Why, man, just why?!" He growled, trying to pummel Zuri, but ended up just falling beside him. "Eh, I knew you wanted to see me naked."

Abby was laughing hysterically, to the point where tears were coming out of her eyes. "That was awesome!" In the midst of laughing, she fell over and began rolling on the floor.

[zash]

Zuri continued to laugh. "I told you it was good. And you know it Strips. Hahahahahaha." Zuri was now plowed do to the last drink. He was so drunk he probably wasn't gonna be able to move for quite some time without falling over.
It was about the time Zuri was able to calm down that he looked over at the TV. There was an infomertial on and it was time to change channels. "Hey Strips. You know where the remote is. Why don't you find it *urp* and change the channel." Zuri ended with a large belch. It was prime time to switch channels now.

[petdr89]

Strips stuck out his tongue at Zuri. "If I had remote, I would know where it is." That last glass had done him in; he was so drunk he couldn't tell his left side from his right side. Abby was drunk too; still rolling around on the ground laughing. Eventually she sat up, and began rocking back and forth.

"The remote has wandered the draw, to be safe. I get it!" Strips stretched his tail over the couch, and tried to open the draw with his spike, but he couldn't quite get it. He could reach the draw, but every time his tail tried to open it, it would go past it or slam onto the table. "Urg!," he growled. "Drawer likes not my tail." He stumbled as he tried to stand, walking over to the drawer and opening it.

[zash]

Zuri laughed at Strips as he continued to try to open the drawer. "Hahahah, you no get it, you got no it." When Strips got up Zuri saw that Strips pants were down just a bit and a devious plan went through his ming. "See him naked huh." Zuri thought to himself. As Strips started to go through the drawer, Zuri fell over and latched onto Strips' pants as he fell over; pulling Strips' pants down. The thing was Zuri didn't know that Strips wasn't wearing underwear. "Oh om on man. You don't wear undies?"

[petdr89]

Strips just kind of froze for a minute, except for his tail, which was swishing back and forth.

Abby stared, wide-eyed, and then brought two fingers up to her lips and wolf-whistled at Strips.

This caused Strips's face to become bright red. He swallowed hard as he bent down to pull his pants up. "You know, I just now realized how cold it was in here. I'll gunna go take care of that." Then, he quickly scurry out of the room, hoping no would notice his state of embarrassment.

[zash]

((Lol, awesome.))

Zuri started laughing. "I'd say!" He continued to laugh. It was kinda cold in there. He was fully dressed but he was a bit cold now that the wine's warmth was wearing off. "Yeah, it cold in here." Zuri staggered up and went to the drawer and grabbed the remote. He then hopped up on the couch to get warm. He curled up where Abby was. He snuggled up into a ball on the couch arm. "What you want to watch?" Zuri asked Abby as he roamed the channels.

[petdr89]

"Ohoes, I don't cares." Abby replied, falling over and snuggling into Zuri. She rested her muzzle on his ankle, seeming perfectly continent, when out of nowhere she popped up and decked Zuri across the jaw. From there she was about to get her teeth around Zuri's arm, and began shaking it like a dog would a toy. Luckily for Zuri, she wasn't in vamp mode.

[zash]

"Oooouuu. What the hell?" Zuri didn't know what the hell had just happened. All of a sudden he was the subject of abuse. "What did I do wrong? I don't know nothing. I did notin?" Zuri was so confused. He was drunk and being chewed on like a dog toy. He'd be confuzed if he was sober but he's waisted so it made it just that much worse.

[petdr89]

Abby spit Zuri out long enough to say, "You freaking threw me against a wall!" She somehow managed to leap up from where she sat and glomped Zuri, pounding his skull with her fists like a mad woman. Then, for reasons unknown, she suddenly stopped and began hugging Zuri, bawling her eyes out. "Why would you do that to me?! I thought you loved me?!" Then as suddenly as she had begun crying, she growled. She lifted up her head and repeatably rammed it into Zuri's chest. Clearly, her hormones were playing tricks on her again, and the alcohol only made it worse.

[zash]

Zuri wasn't sure what to do. "I...I...I do love you. I didn't mean to hurt you. It was best I could do to keep you from getting hurt." Zuri said while trying to protect himself from Abby. "I love you and I don't want hurt you. I tried to get you safe." If this didn't work he'd probably have to start yelling for Strips' help, thats if he would.

[petdr89]

Abby looked up momentarily as tears poured from her eyes again. "Y-you told me to fuck off! You don't care about me." Rocking back and forth, she looked at him pathetically. "Nobody cares about me," she whispered.

Where was Strips, anyway? After being de-pantsed, he had walked into the cool night, and over to the pile of wood in the farthest corner of the yard. He picked up an armful of logs and started heading back inside, stopping about halfway there to scan the area with glowing red eyes. Even though he was a Darigan, this place gave him the creeps, especially at night. He just kept feeling like he was being watched, though that was probably more paranoia talking than anything.

[zash]

"Of course people care bout you. Me and Strips care about you. Me espstally. I love you." Zuri held her closer to him. Holding her head to his chest. Trying to comfort her though they were both drunk and Abby was having a hormone imbalance and was going insane. Zuri did his best to do what he could in his drunken stater. He felt sorry for what he did but he couldn't really do much. He was drunk so it wasn't like he was gonna be able to know what to do very easily. He whispered to her, "Its alright. Your with people who do care about you." and kissed her on her head.

[petdr89]

Abby sniffled, but otherwise remained still. She listened to what Zuri was saying, and for a moment, she believed him. But then, her mood shifted rapidly again. "Lier!," she screamed, as she bit and clawed at Zuri's chest. "You're a lying little bastard!" She continued trying to tear into Zuri until Strips walked into the room.

He raised an eyebrow, not entirely sure what to do. "Aww, I missed the show," he finally said, walking across the living room to put the wood into the fireplace. "Too bad Uri ain't here; I don't got nothin' to start a fire with."

[zash]

Zuri bounced at the chance to get out from under Abby. He kinda rolled Abby off of him as she was going insane. "Here, I got it." Zuri got close to the wood and summoned up some fire and breathed on it till it burst into flames. He got close because, 1. he wasn't able to really hold himself up, and 2. he couldn't see in front of him worth a crap so it was a good idea to get close. After the fire had started Zuri just fell backwards and laid down on the floor. Being near Abby seemed to be a bad idea.

[petdr89]

Abby was plopped onto her back, on the couch. Her eyes darted between Strips and Zuri, when she randomly began crying again. "He yelled at meeeee!!!," she cried like a small child.

Strips wobbled as he was standing, until eventually his ankles gave way and he fell on his butt onto the floor. "Aww, why's you yell at her?!" Even as he was sitting, his body swayed back and forth, until he fell over and lay next to Zuri. His eyes rolled back in his skull as he passed out.